I've often posted things sent to me by Rev. Fewkes, which have always been witty... or at least amusing ( Read more... )

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi ( Read more... )

liquidity: When you look at your investments and wet your pants ( Read more... )

Goodbye and Good Riddance ( Read more... )

Dear Fellow Constituent ( Read more... )

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! The chicken needed change! CHANGE ( Read more... )

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A new Disease "Electile Dysfunction": the inability to become
aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by
either party in the 2008 election year.

Supplied by your National Committee to keep you advised of
all the political affairs you need to know of.

The Answer: Move to Mexico, it will serve them right.

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file folder in your computer.

2. Name it "George W Bush"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Click "Empty the trash."

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "George W Bush?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better.

PS: Next week you can do Dick Cheney, You deserve to feel